The Social Experiment

This entry is just weird, so read at your own risk.

Ok, so in what is perhaps a feeble and admittedly puerile stunt to meet girls, I have posted several online personal ads on various websites. Now, I have heard all the bullshit about how great of a guy I am, how any girl would be lucky to have a guy like me, how I am so sweet, cute, blah blah blah. All this, execpt I'm not her type. I want to ask sometimes, "Honey, what IS your type?" So anyway I thought it may be fun. So one of the sites (and this is where this post just gets weird) is an adult personals site. Some of these people are scary. Many women are pretty fucking hot, but I feel a little dirty (ok really REALLY dirty) writing these erotic e-mails to these women trying to get them to have a random hookup in the middle of the day in a Galleria store dressing room. But it is a first. I'm just pissed I paid $60 for it and I havent hooked up yet. Tonight someone actually e-mailed me (and then called me out of nowhere). Turns out she was not hot. The girl could barely fucking speak english. So I thanked her for applying, then hung up.

I feel more and more like an idiot talking about this. So I'll stop. I think I'd like to hook up with regular girls, not freaks I meet online. That's just gross. It's 12:40am and I have a big day of doing nothing tomorrow, so I think I'll watch Swingers and then go to bed.