In-Game Adjustments

In case you didn't know, the BCS championship game is tomorrow. Go Florida.

My latest time-waster is this new, digital sports crack pipe called Bodog LIVE. This lets you wager play-by-play for football and has similar applications to basketball betting. I'm the first to admit that prop betting is generally pretty stupid and is almost a sure way to lose money. Except this is different. Betting on LIVE action enables the savvy sportsman (c'est moi) to detect patterns in the game and capitalize on them through every play. I've done extremely well on the NFL games this weekend, and I plan to spread the good luck to all of you faithful, gambling, readers. Watch for me to continue this trend as the NFL playoffs continue next weekend (go Saints).

In a major ironic twist, Strongarm Simpson lost an epic battle over the weekend at Spill to none other than his biggest friend and wingman, alcohol. Yea, you guessed it, the girl was too drunk.

Haha, we love you man.