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This isn't new news; certainly by now everyone has seen the video below...



As a US American, I must say that I've never seen the entire English language go down for an 8-count like that. It stood no chance. In opening her mouth, Ms. Upton threatened the foundation of our method of communication. At the end of that verbal massacre, all that was left were remnants of ebonics, creole, and whatever language people in her home state (South Carolina, where, incidentally, the age of consent for girls is 14!!) speak. She tried to go on for 3 seconds after the bell, but English was having none of it. It was badly beaten and didn't even want to get up. Way to go Lauren.