Superman That Ho

I guess I figured out somewhere in Orlando that the currently popular dance these days is "Crank Dat", a dance popularized by rap scene newcomer, Soulja Boy. Most of you have figured out that I have extremely varied tastes in everything from music to food to women. This applies here. I think Crank Dat is a garbage song, straight up garbage. However, because there's a halfway cool dance to it, I am demanding that this song be played 3 times a night in the bars/clubs. But that's not why I am writing this blog entry...

I'm writing this entry because I personally find this dance step routine to be really, REALLY easy. I find it so easy in fact that I picked it up literally in 20 seconds two weekends ago while it was playing at a club I was at. However, I guess a shitload of people aren't capable of learning such things very quickly.

In support of my assertion, faithful readers, I point you to yet another youtube clip, aptly named "Soulja Boy - How to Crank That - INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO!" where an astonishing 7 million people have watched it in an attempt to pick this up. I find it hilarious that people are so into this. Click here for the link to the video in case you too wish to learn this. What I find particularly funny about this video is that it's being filmed in an empty swimming pool. Look closely. Maybe if he puts out another song, he can film his next dance step instructional video (by the way, who actually does that??? MJ never showed people how to moonwalk. JT isn't offering dance lessons...) in a normal setting (perhaps a real dance studio).

Anyway, thats my rant.

In other news, Semain thinks Texas should be number 12. I think I'm gonna kick his ass.